Just one more!!!

Why own a Ferret? There's a danger you don't know,
You can't have just one, for the craving will grow and grow.
There's no doubt they're addictive, wherein lies the danger.
When living with lots of them, you grow poorer and more stranger.

One ferret is no trouble, and two are so funny.
The third one is so easy; the fourth one is a honey.
The fifth one is delightful; the sixth one is a breeze,
You could live with a houseful, just one more ferret please.

So how about another? Would you really dare?
They're really very easy, but oh Lord, all that hair!
With Ferrets under the sofa and lots more in your bed,
And toy stashes in the kitchen, it's no bother you once said.

They really are no trouble, their manners are just great.
What's one more ferret now? You know its just your fate.
The floor is covered in footprints, The sofa is all hairy
who said keeping ferrets, is not for the unwary

The housekeeping suffers, but what do you care?
Who minds a few nose prints and a little more loose hair?
So let's rescue another, you can always find the room,
Whats a little more time, with the dust cloth and the broom.

There's hardly a limit to the ferrets you can add,
Just one more you cry, You really have gone mad
Each one is so special, so funny, and unique,
so just one more ferret, into the house you'll Sneak.

The home is all ferret proof, and your family is as well,
Your house has ferrets everywhere, they have you under a spell,
So read this message slowly, "Ferret Maths" it's called
it's way too late for us, with ferrets we are enthralled,

Your family never visit; few friends come to stay,
Except other ferret folks, who all live the same way.
Your carpets all removed, Your floors are all laminate
your house has all changed, for the ferrets to accommodate

Just one more ferret, that was what we said,
It all looked so easy, get a goldfish instead.